KeatonLee

Courtesy of my amazing theology professor: "... And what does Yahweh do with man? Does he say 'Eh, I got this man now; better put some apps on it'?" "Noah's Ark; a children's story about mass genocide!" And then, there's some fairly good ones from my Human Communications class: "I think that if a girl broke up with me, she's fair game to bring up in class" Basically, my professor has dated like 4,000 women in his lifetime, and he has terrible stories about crazy exes. "If it looks like she does ecstasy, she probably does." "Have you ever seen a less attractive man walking down the street with a beautiful woman? Did you ever think to yo

6:45 AM- sleep through alarm 7:10 - wake up 7:15 - get upset when alarm goes off again 7:20 - get even MORE upset when alarm got "snoozed" instead of shut off 7:50 - get out of bed 8:00 - decide to skip breakfast 8:20 - take shower 8:50 - start doing homework that has already been done 9:00 - start browsing the web 9:10 - find this: http://grimbyandthebomba.deviantart.com/journal/MLP-Plush-Giveaway-326377610#comments 9:11 - freak the frak out 9:15 - make journal about it 9:25 - go to the worst class in the history of classes. >.< I HATE New Student Seminar. It's the biggest excuse of a class I've ever taken. Aside from Consumer'

I don't have that many right now. In fact, I barely have any. But I'm going to put anything awesome my professors say here, because I hate Facebook and Twitter has a limit. But first, here's something I wrote down my first week of class. "What I learned in college today: "... Just hung out with friends" = "...totally got drunk" I heard 2 or 3 people talking about how drunk they were that weekend, and when our Communications teacher asked what we did that weekend, they all said "hung out with friends". People who didn't do illegal activities didn't give vague answers, I found out. This one's from my calculus teacher. "The sum of the parts